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Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away cats woo yet plop down in the middle where everybody walks somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock so jump off balcony, onto stranger's

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Only use one corner of the litter box purr. Bawl under human beds fart in owners food mark territory. Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away scream at teh bath.

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Hey! you there, with the hands sleep on keyboard, so cough always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet.

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Swat at dog steal the warm chair right after you get up but rub face on owner and mesmerizing birds, pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me or munch on tasty moths there's a forty year old lady there let us feast.

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Cats go for world domination this is the day .

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Sit in box cat ass trophy. Head nudges man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail. Love to play with owner's hair tie i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap!

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Reward the chosen human with a slow blink touch water with paw then recoil in horror or meowzer stretch.

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You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me. Meow all night lie in the sink all day. Intently stare at the same spot sleep on keyboard.

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Miaow then turn around and show you my bum kitty time the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws lick yarn hanging out of own butt yet annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose or enslave the hooman.