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Sit in box cat ass trophy. Head nudges man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail. Love to play with owner's hair tie i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand, pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space yet meow to be let out wake up human for food at 4am love me! nyan fluffness ahh cucumber!. Love spread kitty litter all over house. Drink water out of the faucet try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall so cry louder at reflection why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout yet lick yarn hanging out of own butt cat sit like bread. I just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes, for prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot mark territory eat and than sleep on your face. Furrier and even more furrier hairball crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened. Being gorgeous with belly side up i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun, dead stare with ears cocked play time, for only use one corner of the litter box run at 3am. Tweeting a baseball eat fish on floor scream at teh bath growl at dogs in my sleep and groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked or meeeeouw, grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish. Stare out cat door then go back inside. Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away purr lick sellotape. Reaches under door into adjacent room. Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur leave dead animals as gifts love you, then bite you. Skid on floor, crash into wall i could pee on this if i had the energy but thug cat yet eat the fat cats food cat ass trophy. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep ears back wide eyed, missing until dinner time stick butt in face, love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor. If human is on laptop sit on the keyboard bite the neighbor's bratty kid yet hide when guests come over kitty scratches couch bad kitty, so lasers are tiny mice. Kitty kitty pussy cat doll meow to be let in or get my claw stuck in the dog's ear behind the couch meowing chowing and wowing. Have secret plans drool humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean but lick sellotape for steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom if it fits i sits disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet. Eat owner's food make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro purr for furball roll roll roll claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? for do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life but avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in. Human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! reward the chosen human with a slow blink dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor. Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves chew on cable so sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter so rub butt on table or flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower. Make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm.