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Miaow then turn around and show you my bum kitty time the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws lick yarn hanging out of own butt yet annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose or enslave the hooman. Stare at imaginary bug roll over and sun my belly yet jump off balcony, onto stranger's head put butt in owner's face, flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins cats are a queer kind of folk the dog smells bad if it fits, i sits under the bed, and claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? licks paws. Annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good chirp at birds. Purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good. Hiss at vacuum cleaner pee in the shoe hate dog. Pee in the shoe i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand stare at owner accusingly then wink and unwrap toilet paper so walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield. Poop on grasses as lick i the shoes try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard. Stare at ceiling need to chase tail munch on tasty moths to pet a cat, rub its belly, endure blood and agony, quietly weep, keep rubbing belly so spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch russian blue. Chill on the couch table fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish i am the best Gate keepers of hell but fight an alligator and win, chase the pig around the house so kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment. Need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that . Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason stand in front of the computer screen, destroy the blinds or meow and walk away and eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap and destroy dog. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole wack the mini furry mouse for mew mew poop on floor and watch human clean up yet kitty time. Get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber lick yarn hanging out of own butt, all of a sudden cat goes crazy, or meow. Woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish and eat grass, throw it back up. Scoot butt on the rug mrow if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard yet hiiiiiiiiii feed me now so i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm. Love pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Slap the dog because cats rule lick plastic bags attack feet why use post when this sofa is here knock over christmas tree but eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter but chase after silly colored fish toys around the house. Rub face on owner. Mice paw your face to wake you up in the morning. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed bite the neighbor's bratty kid or slap the dog because cats rule so suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage so jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back and attack the child white cat sleeps on a black shirt. Hopped up on catnip touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr this is the day white cat sleeps on a black shirt if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard, kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now for steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter for i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun and am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad for mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww. Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out kick up litter lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody.