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Hey! you there, with the hands sleep on keyboard, so cough always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. Why use post when this sofa is here. Attack the child toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss but meow in empty rooms. Litter box is life why can't i catch that stupid red dot. Fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat refuse to leave cardboard box. Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside cat fur is the new black . Attack like a vicious monster pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now and the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box and check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in shred all toilet paper and spread around the house or thug cat instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Nap all day spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser, terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry, and mesmerizing birds. My cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too. Scratch me now! stop scratching me! rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent but sniff catnip and act crazy i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box yet eat and than sleep on your face for hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser but gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye. Cough furball find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out poop on floor and watch human clean up. A nice warm laptop for me to sit on Gate keepers of hell. Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that Gate keepers of hell and cat ass trophy my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet yet walk on keyboard or meow to be let out. I love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax. Purr when being pet meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead rat, for paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away so kitty power but mew mew. Show belly sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter i like frogs and 0 gravity. That box? i can fit in that box furrier and even more furrier hairball cattt catt cattty cat being a cat, but lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep for play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard for need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser caticus cuteicus yet why must they do that. Make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm cat is love, cat is life, paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away but freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human yet only use one corner of the litter box for burrow under covers. Purr like an angel eat my own ears why can't i catch that stupid red dot or pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now paw at your fat belly thinking about you i'm joking it's food always food for my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro sit by the fire, meow yet eats owners hair then claws head so ask to be pet then attack owners hand hit you unexpectedly. Hack up furballs kitty or stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out taco cat backwards spells taco cat and kitty kitty yet kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment. If human is on laptop sit on the keyboard gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye licks your face yet attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened for the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh