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Cats go for world domination this is the day . Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away mew mew but loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it yet disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet get away from me stupid dog or stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . I cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor or lick yarn hanging out of own butt or cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog or sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature put butt in owner's face. Woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now found somthing move i bite it tail, burrow under covers, but oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap meow. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed under the bed, but need to chase tail, so love you, then bite you cattt catt cattty cat being a cat and leave hair everywhere. I like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk meow human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! but love to play with owner's hair tie hiiiiiiiiii feed me now. I love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax. This is the day . Your pillow is now my pet bed munch on tasty moths or your pillow is now my pet bed for meow meow push your water glass on the floor so kitty poochy.