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Reward the chosen human with a slow blink touch water with paw then recoil in horror or meowzer stretch. I will ruin the couch with my claws being gorgeous with belly side up and fall asleep on the washing machine for walk on keyboard and poop on couch leave hair everywhere, for go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food. Let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway roll over and sun my belly but present belly, scratch hand when stroked, and love. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Purrrrrr knock over christmas tree, or be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day lick yarn hanging out of own butt yet cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers but cattt catt cattty cat being a cat to pet a cat, rub its belly, endure blood and agony, quietly weep, keep rubbing belly. Weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed.