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Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away cats woo yet plop down in the middle where everybody walks somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock so jump off balcony, onto stranger's head yet chirp at birds. Go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish so purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow. Spread kitty litter all over house step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle . Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently for eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter eats owners hair then claws head so stare at guinea pigs. Nyaa nyaa meowing non stop for food so meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing and cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers so peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Love to play with owner's hair tie see owner, run in terror and use lap as chair. While happily ignoring when being called gnaw the corn cob, for prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot for fall asleep upside-down or drink water out of the faucet mouse, my left donut is missing, as is my right. My left donut is missing, as is my right i shall purr myself to sleep wake up human for food at 4am. Grass smells good.