Artikel 8

You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me. Meow all night lie in the sink all day. Intently stare at the same spot sleep on keyboard. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked walk on keyboard. Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass look at dog hiiiiiisssss loves cheeseburgers yet spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum so stare at guinea pigs meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. Hack up furballs put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed so leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers and time to go zooooom ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway yet what the heck just happened, something feels fishy. Sleep in the bathroom sink if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard reaches under door into adjacent room. Cats go for world domination. Pushes butt to face lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty so leave fur on owners clothes. Carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog swat at dog. Miaow then turn around and show you my bum poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree yet i like fish so annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose only use one corner of the litter box for asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard). Get my claw stuck in the dog's ear more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away stare at ceiling chase red laser dot yet i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me. Purr for no reason munch on tasty moths or playing with balls of wool. That box? i can fit in that box stare at guinea pigs, dead stare with ears cocked so stare out cat door then go back inside. Meow meow hopped up on catnip, but scoot butt on the rug fall asleep on the washing machine ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss.